This time of year, I step out of my comfort zone to make a dramatic fashion statement. It’s not my yellow Speedo swimsuit or my pink paisley bow tie or even those stretchy, skin-tight latex double-pleated khakis. It’s always been my habit to wear socks with sandals.
If there’s one thing Democrats and Republicans agree on, it’s that no American should be allowed to wear socks with sandals because it violates regulations written by the Centers for Disease Control. and its sister agency, the American Fashion Institute.